Weird stuff happens when I sleep.

I'm really unsure of what my dreams are trying to tell me lately. The night before last, I had a lurid encounter with Megan Fox that caused her to fall deeply in love with me. And then last night someone stole my semen, used it to impregnate an unknown female, and I was introduced to my newborn child. She looked exactly like me. I'd say I should get my head checked out soon, but this is getting far too interesting.